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I built this XXX rated adult porn sex site to make lots of money (just like Carrera). I've been working hard at it for about a year now and have made $38.13 so far (Never forget i'm a LOSER).

Although I haven't made much money, I'm striving to build a site to be proud to wank off to (I stole the "wank off" phrase from Asia, my girl friend (Never forget I'm a LIER)). I do know lots about wanking off (Never forget i'm a LOSER).

I have some rules. Well... I couldn't think of any on my own so I stole Carrera's. Hey, she's my girlfriend. Here they are:

• Do not ask Asia's boyfriend stupid questions he already answered on the site!
• Do not criticize Asia's boyfriend's choice of employment, or make him sad!
• Do not ask Asia's boyfriend for free 8x10's of Asia or what her 'real' name is!
• If you win the lottery, you promise to share with Asia's boyfriend for slaving so hard on this free site!
• Oh yeah, and you're over 18, too...
• Don't ask Carrerra's boyfriend for any proof to his lies. I've already said I'm a lier. (This one's my own)

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Please note the many uses of the name Asia Carrera ( my girlfriend despite the restraining order). Asia Carrera is one of the most searched phrases on the net so I use it to draw lots of surfers in my attempt to make lots of money. It doesn't work but you already know I'm a loser. I'll keep going along my losing ways as any true loser would.

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